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[kettchmeifyoucan]

So Wes has Dad as a prank target. I don't know Homestuck but people tell me this is apparently a thing of beauty.

[busy_fists]

It is indeed a thing of beauty. Dad comes from a long line of pranksters, so getting him should be somewhat hard mode, but I'm open to any and all plotting!

[kettchmeifyoucan]

Well if anyone should get Hard Mode, it is Wes. He usually pulls fairly elaborate things that require planting a tracking device to work out. And did time with an Intel unit.

Constructing some sort of concealed pranking weapon?

[busy_fists]

Like something he'd set up ahead of time to go off when Dad triggers it somehow, you mean?

[kettchmeifyoucan]

Yeah, soemthing like that, since he probably doesn't have the resources in Mayfield to remote activate it himself.

[busy_fists]

Cool cool~ What are you thinking of?

[kettchmeifyoucan]

I'm thinking, for variety, Jello balloons. Or pudding balloons. Something more entertaining than water.

[busy_fists]

Rigged up to launch at him or fall on him or something when he opens his door or something of the sort?

[kettchmeifyoucan]

Cannon, I think. Because he likes to shoot things. He can probably conceal it pretty well, he does know how to do a stealth mission.

[busy_fists]

Well, it should be pretty hard to avoid a cannon launching something like that, so consider Dad pranked. He's got the following regains for Wes to temporarily get:

Wallet Fetch Modus - It's like a Bag of Holding except it's a wallet. He's got innumerable cakes and pies stored in there, as well as about a hundred cans of shaving cream and about a ton of pipe tobacco.

MANGRIT - This is more or less just super strength. Enough to punch people through walls, lift heavy safes, and bend and break iron bars.

Harlequin Decorations - A whole bunch of life-sized jester dolls and paintings of clowns.

Colonel Sassacre's Daunting Text of Magical Frivolity and Practical Japery - A massive tome full of timeless jokes and pranks written around the turn of the century.

He's probably going to need the MANGRIT for one of the other pranks I have planned for him, but I can always say he does that one before he gets hit with this. As far as taking any of the other stuff, I'll just ask that it not be destroyed or heavily messed with during the event before he gets it back, since it's all kind of important stuff for him.

[kettchmeifyoucan]

Hmm, I think the tome which will not be messed with, it will be studied. Because Comparative Pranking is clearly a valid field of study.

[busy_fists]

Sounds good!